Singapore Jokes

Just to share a few jokes copied from one of my fav blog

Singapore Jokes!

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
" What did you get?" asked his father.
" My marks are under water," said the boy.
" What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level !"

Quite good hah!

Trip to Langkawi

A few pics during our trip to Langkawi last month..this is the first time papa & mama bawak Najwa & Nabila naik flight..AirAsia jer :)..ikut papa pergi training seminggu..punya excited Najwa dpt naik kapalterbang tu..maklumla selalu dok tgk dlm TV dgn atas langit jer...Nabila pun rilek jer..takde meragam pun..ala sejam je pun atas tu...

Hotel tempat we all stay tu jauh dari tempat makan yg biasa2 nih..apalagi jenuh la mama asyik makan maggi jer. nak makan kat hotel..huh..burger jer dah RM10..giler.papa plak training sampai malam everyday..tak sempat nak berjalan pun..Nabila pun syok je asyik tido dlm bilik..Najwa asal petang je mesti nak pegi berendam dlm swimming pool..penat gak mama melayan karenah korang ni..but anyway mama really appreciate every moment we spent together..kalau tak, time mama keje, belah mlm je la mama boleh layan korang..so papa..bila lagi nak bwk kitaorg berjalan?hehe...

Welcome 2008

Assalamualaikum dear readers,

We just stepped in 2008 and hopefully all of us have left 2007 with full of sweet and happy memories to be remembered..and may 2008 will bring more happinest for us..Just to share some of big things happened in 2007..

Registered as a student in UPM (back to school time!)


Continue my contract with MARDI (sampai bila la aku nak jd buruh kontrak ni!!)

Added a new members in my family..Yasmin Nabila was born on 2nd of June 2007 just after we come back from jalan2 in Penang (attend a seminar act. ;P)

Moving into our own brand new house in Bangi..and it's interior design masih dlm pembikinan lagi

and 2008..

So many thing planning to do hahaha...and one of the most important is to get back my previous weight and pakai balik all bju2 yg dah tak muat huhu..plan diet ni bukan aku je tau..all of my officemate..kitaorang siap nak catu makanan kat ofis..takleh makan sebarang2..our motto 'KURUS ramai-ramai, GEMUK sorang-sorang'...hahaha..harap2 menjadi la..mana taknya kalau before this kat ofis ni asyik makan jer..(jangan ingat kami ni tak buat keje plak..keje jalan tau!)..tu yg habis baju tak muat tu..sayang jer..daripada buat baju baru..baik kecikkan badan balik..target aku takla banyak sgt..kalau boleh dapat balik dlm 50-52kg pun dah ok dah..

Another important thing..this year kena siapkan thesis..at least a few chapters..memang le semester ni aku defer..tapi keje tetap jalan..experiment tetap kena buat..nak collect data utk thesis..so that by next sem aku just edit2 ajer..aku ada lagi 2 sem secara minimumnya (tak termasuk semester ni yg aku defer)..huhu..harap dapat la aku capai..insyaAllah

For my family..hopefully Najwa akan lebih pandai menjaga adiknya sebab nanti mama have a lot of things to do..and papa please help me too.This year Nabila akan boleh merangkak dan berjalan so I'll be more busy on that too..fuh!

Dan semoga negara kita MALAYSIA yang tercinta ini akan sentiasa aman damai..tak nak la dengar lagi kes2 jenayah yg tak berperikemanusiaan etc...bersyukurlah dengan apa yang telah dikurniakan oleh Allah kepada kita semua..

:)